PinnedbirtinatorWhy I stayed? Because I was the best.A praise to mediocrity5 min read·Jan 8, 2022--1--1
PinnedbirtinatorArguments based on evolution suck“insert a quote of some popular person about why they eat meat because of some evolutionary advantage.”4 min read·Jan 2, 2022----
birtinator“TEN things YOU can do RIGHT NOW to FIX your mental health!!*”*The title is satire4 min read·Jan 16, 2022----
birtinatorI don’t want anyone to live the dark life of not knowing this remixShowing my friends the songs I obsess over is my love language, and I want to give you some love, too!3 min read·Jan 11, 2022----
birtinatorThree nautical songs to get you out of a (musical) rutLike a fresh breeze, these songs clear my musical brain fog2 min read·Jan 4, 2022----